I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
do I really look that bad or is it just the lighting: an autobiography
i literally just whispered ’my god’
me making an apperance at family parties
Me
HDOSFJODSFOICJOIJOISDJFODSFS
Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina
if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay?
this makes me so angry
WERE YOU THERE
oh…. oh my…
when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better
this was really profound, thank you
ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
im literally a small domestic animal i will love you if you give me affection and food
