i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.
be a gentleman: hold my hair out of my face while i suck your dick
a comment ive heard in literally every history class ive ever taken (via neptunain)
you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”