richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

chaneladdict:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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dicklover3000:

*on a date*

so haha tell me more about your dog

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

imessaged:

when i was younger nobody wanted to mess with me and my squad

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

sweet-bitsy:

intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

PROTECT HIM

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

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